eight legged monsters from hell

arachnophobia was the most horrific, intense and blood pressure raising movie i have ever witnessed with my own two eyes. i am completely and thoroughly convinced that spiders were created to torment and ruin innocent lives. that is what they have done to me and my life is in shambles because of it. it all began in the slums of my childhood bedroom. when i was a young boy my older brother jason and some of my friends decided to have a little fun at a sleepover knowing very well my extreme and utter i had for the eight legged monsters from hell. i was informed by these well educated youngsters that spiders are very particular about their nesting locations. they have a very unusual habitat; IN MY PILLOWS AND STUFFED ANIMALS! i will remind you that at the age i was i had 2 pillows (as i still do today) and i had numerous stuffed animals. timon and pumba were my very favorite ones. i became so distraught and terrified that i wasted zero time in tossing all of my stuffed animals in a large black plastic bag and hauling it to the trash. had i had the intelligence at that age which i enjoy now, i would have taken them out back and had a stuffed animal bon-fire. i gave my mother the pillows and told her to get rid of them as soon as possible. i slept withoug the comfort of my pillows and my timon and pumba for several months. i never again convirted back to stuffed animalism, i was deathly afraid that my face and body would be viciously attacked by baby spiders. nightmares haunted me as they occasonally do even today. whenever i see a spider my whole being is instantaneously filled with fear and horror and i start to get sick. i hate killing them for fear that i will miss and when i do they will call all their spider friends and inmediately implement the "attack jesse" phase of their evil and sinister scheme to take over the world. i was reminded of my deep hatred which constantly runs through my veins for these evil monsters the past two sundays. as patrick (my littlest brother) and i were enjoying "the next food network star" on television we were confronted and threatened by two enormous spiders. we are talking palm size spiders; shaquille o'neal palm size spiders. i am convinced that they made death threats as they scampered accross the carpet that so very well hides them. i didn't notice them either time, it was patrick's eagle eye that did the job. i owe my life to patrick and the service he preformed in my behalf by destroying the enemy. i was near death both times and was miraculously saved. my wish, hope, and dream is to power drop kick every spider that has, is, and ever will exist on this planet.